Whats with girls and football?

I'm dumbfounded.
Why can't girls watch football with their partners?

It isn't something crazy to do. After all you girls watch Titanic and shed tears.

Let's analyse things here.
Girls LOVE FOOT & BALL! but girls HATE FOOTBALL! Why!???

They love the foot very much. They had to go to a Manicure or Pedicure every month.
I'm not sure if its Mani or Pedi but it definitely needs CURE-ing to be done as it gets sick often.
They love their foot and parade them proudly.

And they hell love the balls! They want a guy with BALLS who can stand-up for them! If the guy isn't, then his ball might end up meeting her Mani/Pedi-cured feet!

So, what the exact problem of watching FOOTBALL!???!!!!

(but, they will love to get married to that damn footballers who earns 100,000 pound/week!)