It's easier to be an ANT!

mmmm......life sucks again.....(nothing new though)

Saturday Nite where everyone else partying elsewhere..i was working till 10.30 pm!
Thankfully there was a MU game at 10.55 or else I would have been staying over nite at office.

Sunday nite, everyone else staying home and enjoying some good show on cable tv..while I was in office till 1.00 AM!

Why ..oooh god...why! Sometimes I think being a red ant is a lot better!

Just imagine the benefits,
1) You dont have to work for money,
2) No datelines (except if you are in 4 seasoned countries, you have to work extra hard to face winter)
3) No over-loaded work (literally of course, carrying 50% more than your own weight is overloading enough...but thank god no one asks you to carry more than that!)
4) No phone bills to worry about
5) Don't even have to go out for festival shoppings and stuff
6) Don't have to watch Keane leaving MU....
7) Most importantly you don't have to remember your way to work or home!


On that point no. 7 which needs an eloboration, I will focus extra on it.

C'mon, being a guy, these gals will always say "Guys don't stop to ask direction and they are lost always!" .....well gals.....
i have something to say to you...."Ya Ya Papaya!" :D

But, being an ant you only have to remember your way up to the butt of the ant in front of you. You just fix your eye on his butt and he will bring you home. That is why their butt is deisgned to be so big, so it's easier to keep an eye on it.

It's so much fun, all your fellow colleagues are your brothers, and all of you go back home at the same time for dinner. Mum never speaks to you, which means no nagging. Dad? God knows where is he in the whole colony.

You won't be branded as the only species who wears the same undergarment for 4 days in a row by flipping the same side twice in the process! You don't watch football and live on a can of beer! and here's the best part, since everyone is as good looking as you, you have almost the same chance of the guy next to you to pick-up, say, Jessica Alba!

Aaaaahh....so many good things....but there are downsides of being an ant as well!
1) You can be dead in 1 mili second
2) Forget about anyone rescuing you! (Have you heard of CPR for ants???)
3) You don't get to spend time wasting your parents money first before earning it! (Practically, you start to work the moment you can walk!)
4) You face only an A** for most of your working hours!
5) Your A** being watched for most of your working hours!

but at the end, who cares with so much stress in your life...its better you live a red-ant life and die unnoticingly!