TV - Tele-Vision or Tiny-Vision!

Tele-visison, it is called. But now, TV gives you no vision at all!I'm a self-confessed TV freak! I can keep surfing the channels non-stop for 18 hours straight! If ever there was an award in Guinness Book of Records (which I'm sure they have a category to suit my kinda sports, as they have a category for "The Most Bananas Broken in 1 minutes!!!!") I will definitely have my name on it. With all the channels dished out to our living room day-in day-out MTV channel is the most feel-good channel by any yardstick.

Do you know how it feels to know when there are dumberers than us in the world. But the sad part is that they made it on TV and at times make it to be a millionaire while we don't! Will you believe me if I were to tell you by being jacka** you can make your own movie? Don't believe me? Check out the movie called "Jacka** the movie" released in 2002! Anyway, I'm not going into movies rite now.....I'm simply sticking to TV programmes.

TV! TV? When it was invented I'm very sure the inventor(which IS still being hotly disputed http://www.physlink.com/Education/AskExperts/ae408.cfm) was very proud of himself and believe he have designed some sort of Time-Travel cum Warp-Portal machine. It's amazing. But believe me dear inventor, your invention is being littered by the idiotic, moronic, how-stupid-can-a-human-be programmes by the ever creative MTV channels.

Have you guys watched these shows on MTV?
Viva la Bam,WildBoyz,The Andy Milonakis Show,The Osbournes,Room Raiders, etc?

Its all nothing but parades of living morons! I get tensed just by watching these shows! The worst of them all has to be Viva la Bam, followed by The Andy Stupid Show! Whats the fun in making fun at others? After a while it gets boring. The idea is good, you can keep it clean and a class act if you want (think of GAGS, Candid Camera, etc) but why oh why you have to do it MTV way?

Viva la Bam, shows a groups of skateboardes with 2 really fat guys, and a decent looking lady hanging out with them and these guys get them into 1 after the other troubles! I pity the fat guy (Don Vito - above). He is so fat but have no brains! And the guys? Empty of brains for sure!

I wonder who on earth can come up with such a stupid and idiotic shows!? Some dumberer than these dumberers for sure!

Long live MTV for giving me the oppurtunity to glance dumberers than me!

Viva la Bam!